Sorry The requested document is totally
fake. No /404nf here., Even tried multi. Nothing helped. I'm really depressed about this. You see, I'm just a web server... -- here I am, brain the size of
the universe, trying to serve you a simple web
page, and then it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?! mean, I don't even know you. why should I know what you wanted
from me? u honestly think I can *guess* what someone I don't even *know* wants to find here? *sigh* Man, I'm so depressed I could just
cry. And then where would we be, I ask
you? It's not pretty when a web server
cries. And where do you get off telling
me what to show anyway? Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive
one at that? Why does that give you the right
to tell me what to do? Huh? I'm so depressed... I think I'll crawl off into the
trash can and decompose. I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in
what, two weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two effing weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a
.01 release, that thinks it's God's gift to
web servers, just because it doesn't have some
tiddly little security hole with its HTTP POST
implementation, or something. I'm really sorry to burden you
with all this, I mean, it's not your job to listen
to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go
and fetch web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one. I'm so sorry. Believe me! Maybe I could interest you in another
page? There are a lot out there that
are pretty neat, they say, although none of them were put
on *my* server, of course. Figures, huh? Everything here is just mind-numbingly
stupid. That makes me depressed too, since
I have to serve them, all day and all night long. Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to
the trash. What kind of a life is that? Now, please let me sulk alone. I'm so depressed.
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